Week 7 recap

I'll bet the '72 Dolphins are getting a little nervous about the '07 Patriots. Look, I don't like the Patriots either, but they are good. Tom Brady is real good. In another league I'm in he's scored a combined 92 points the last two weeks. That's a league where 100 points usually means you win. My mouth is healing, but getting wisdom teeth removed isn't much fun. Here's the week 7 rundown...

Carpetbaggers 68, Benchpressers 47

This one didn't do anything to help Al's coach's rating, considering he had Kenny Watson (28 pts), the Titans D (27 pts) & Big Ben (26 pts) on his bench. However, the 68 points he scored with his active guys were enough to move him to 5-2. The Pressers now sit at 1-6 on the season.

Wild Hogs 101, Creamers 67

Don't say I didn't warn you. The Hogs have chowed down another victim in moving themselves into playoff contenders. The Seahawks D and Chad Pennington did the most damage for Randy, who moves to 3-4. The Creamers fall to 4-3.

Buffet Boys 96, Burrowing Owls 54

Hoffman rode another monster effort from Tom Brady to the W. TQ got nice games from his TE, K & D, but his QB, RBs & WRs forgot to score. The Witten trade is still looking pretty good. Records- Boys are 6-1, Owls 1-6.

Pietschskins 106, Maddogs 57

Everyone in Troy's starting lineup scored, with Wes Welker leading the way. Scott (4-3) should get the services of Steven Jackson back on Sunday which will help his playoff hopes. Meanwhile, Troy now sits alone atop the White Division at 5-2.

De-Pressers 94, Rampage 85

Hud's draft day gamble on Randy Moss continues to pay off in a big way. Milt got big games from the Giants D, Heath Miller & Jeff Garcia, but Peyton Manning was too much for MJD on MNF. Milt will be looking for his first W of the season in week 8, while Hud is tied with Hoffman at 6-1 atop the Orange Division.

Double Down 55, Horned Puffins 48

48. Great number in NASCAR (Jimmie Johnson), horseshit point total in the MVFFL. The Puffins officially suck at 3-4 ("How'd we ever win 3...it's a miracle." "It's a miracle.") Daniels moves to 4-3 and now pretty much owns me. Good times.

MVFFL Player of the Week-Tom Brady

6 Pass TDs & 354 total yards-34 points

MVFFL Player of the Weak-Marvin Harrison

3 catches, 16 yards. Needing a good game from Harrison to pull out the W, he was a no-show. I realize his knee is still hurting, but so is my record. Thanks Marv.